let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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