I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
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