its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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