His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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