She's JV to your varsity
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
Randomize
