Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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