PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
only if we run a train.
done.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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