You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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