i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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