He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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