just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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