Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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