physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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