If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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