People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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