Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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