if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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