How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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