My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Farmville is her only friend.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
This baby is an asshole
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
