well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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