So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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