I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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