Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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