We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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