Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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