she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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