will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
There r osticjed everywhere
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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