Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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