So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
