what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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