so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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