Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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