So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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