You're so nebulous sometimes
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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