I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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