Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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