mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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