Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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