that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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