Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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