so that wasnt chicken after all
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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