So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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