I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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