he shaved USA in his pubs
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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