sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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