well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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