at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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