All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
too bad you live with your parents still
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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