i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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