Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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