Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
vagina is talking i cant
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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