Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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